Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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