roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I love you. Go after that dick
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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