How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
In America we eat man semen.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Randomize
