I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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