ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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