so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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