Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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