I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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