i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Mom said you looked used
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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