You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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