just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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