I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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