Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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