if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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