Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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