Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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