how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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