He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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