I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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