If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
