i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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