Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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