dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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