bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I have fence marks all over my body
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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