If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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