What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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