my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
im on a boat
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