Do vagina's smell?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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