I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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