btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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