dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
