i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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