I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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