five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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