bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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