When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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