Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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