JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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