your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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