Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
