ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem