Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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