How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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