I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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