i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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