just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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