its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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