My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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