Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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