We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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