I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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