if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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