HIV tests are more positive than that guy
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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