her vagine was all disorganized.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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