have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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