That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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