I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
