Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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